A-m (umopapisdn) wrote,

The truth about Goldilocks is there were no bears. She just used the elaborate story to cover up an afternoon of making out in the woods. Same goes for Little Red Riding Hood. She had no other way to explain how much time she spent with the Wood Cutter (and Granny was senile enough to be in on the scam). Hansel & Gretel were neighbours, not siblings, and they ran away to elope. The Little Boy Blue, well he was blowing and blowing, just not his own horn, if you get what I mean.
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