A-m (umopapisdn) wrote,

Ever get a random song stuck in your head for hours.. twist the words around until they're nothing but gibberish, work your way back out to the front of it all and come up with something mildly amusing but mostly trite... that's where this comes from...

Real Life Love Song

Cutting his toenails in the kitchen sink,
You don't look twice, you don't even blink.
Farts under the covers, you don't notice the stink.
That's love.

He eats the dinner that tastes like glue,
Kisses you full on the lips when you're home with the flu
Buys the right kind of tampons and maxi pads too.
That's love.
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