I think the following amuses me so much because living in Thailand has wimpified me.. heh heh.
70 ABOVE (21 degrees Celsius)
Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.
60 ABOVE (16 degrees Celsius)
North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
People in Canada plant gardens.
50 ABOVE (10 degrees Celsius)
Californian's shiver uncontrollably.
People in Canada sunbathe.
40 ABOVE (5 degrees Celsius)
Italian and English cars won't start.
People in Canada drive with the windows down.
32 ABOVE (0 degrees Celsius)
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Superior's water gets thicker.
20 ABOVE (-7 degrees Celsius)
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.
15 ABOVE (-9 degrees Celsius)
Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.
0 DEGREES (-18 degrees Celsius)
People in Miami all die........
Canadians lick the flagpole.
20 BELOW (-29 degrees Celsius)
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Canada get out their winter coats.
40 BELOW (-40 degrees Celsius)
The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.
60 BELOW (-51 degrees Celsius)
Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
80 BELOW (-62 degrees Celsius)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
People in Canada rent some videos.
100 BELOW (-73 degrees Celsius)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
297 BELOW (-183 degrees Celsius)
Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.
360 BELOW (-217 degrees Celsius)
ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
500 BELOW (-296 degrees Celsius)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Stanley Cup!