A-m (umopapisdn) wrote,
A-m
umopapisdn

I think the following amuses me so much because living in Thailand has wimpified me.. heh heh.

70 ABOVE (21 degrees Celsius)
  • Texans turn on the heat and unpack the thermal underwear.
  • People in Canada go swimming in the Lakes.

    60 ABOVE (16 degrees Celsius)

  • North Carolinians try to turn on the heat.
  • People in Canada plant gardens.

    50 ABOVE (10 degrees Celsius)

  • Californian's shiver uncontrollably.
  • People in Canada sunbathe.

    40 ABOVE (5 degrees Celsius)

  • Italian and English cars won't start.
  • People in Canada drive with the windows down.

    32 ABOVE (0 degrees Celsius)

  • Distilled water freezes.
  • Lake Superior's water gets thicker.

    20 ABOVE (-7 degrees Celsius)

  • Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, and woolly hats.
  • People in Canada throw on a flannel shirt.

    15 ABOVE (-9 degrees Celsius)

  • Philadelphia landlords finally turn up the heat.
  • People in Canada have the last cookout before it gets cold.

    0 DEGREES (-18 degrees Celsius)

  • People in Miami all die........
  • Canadians lick the flagpole.

    20 BELOW (-29 degrees Celsius)

  • Californians fly away to Mexico
  • People in Canada get out their winter coats.

    40 BELOW (-40 degrees Celsius)

  • Hollywood disintegrates.
  • The Girl Guides of Canada are selling cookies door to door.

    60 BELOW (-51 degrees Celsius)

  • Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic.
  • Canadian Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold
    enough.

    80 BELOW (-62 degrees Celsius)

  • Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
  • People in Canada rent some videos.

    100 BELOW (-73 degrees Celsius)

  • Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
  • Canadians get frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.

    297 BELOW (-183 degrees Celsius)

  • Microbial life no longer survives on dairy products.
  • Cows in Canada complain about farmers with cold hands.

    360 BELOW (-217 degrees Celsius)

  • ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero in the Kelvin scale).
  • People in Canada start saying, "Cold 'nuff for ya?"

    500 BELOW (-296 degrees Celsius)

  • Hell freezes over.
  • The Leafs win the Stanley Cup!
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